Dirk Hays has worked in a variety of art related fields including tattooing, puppetry, sign making and graphic design. He creates work based on his love of pop culture, comics, monsters, and general weirdness.


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Returns and refunds are on a case by case basis. Please contact me if you have an issue with the product you received.


Do you provide International delivery?

At this time we are not offering international shipping.

is my order secure?

The checkout process is powered by PayPal, one of the most trusted online payment solutions on the web. If you pay by card, your payment is processed through Square. Because of this, my store has all the same securities and payment fraud protection as these leading payment processors. We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover. If paying with PayPal, you may also make payments using your bank account, but this may delay your order.


What if something is wrong with my order?

If you have a problem with an order from this store, please contact me directly through email

What are your shipping rates?

I use USPS for shipping.

Most items ship First Class Mail Parcel for $5. Otherwise Parcel Select Ground is used for larger packages. These rates vary depending on the size and weight of the items when packed.

All of these items receive a tracking number, but no insurance.

Please contact us if there is a problem with your order.

On certain items, such as Limited Editions or original art,

Priority shipping is offered for $10-18.

All Priority shipments receive at least $50 insurance and a tracking number.

Stickers alone ship via Standard shipping in a small envelope for $1, and do not include insurance or tracking.

How long before I receive my order?

Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of the postal service. I cannot offer refunds for items still listed "in transit" or "delivered" according to USPS tracking info. 


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